Gotta brave the weather to get to the drive-thru bottleshop at the Parkview before midnight so I can drink kalimotxo before 1pm tomorrow.
The line between an inner-north Melbourne hipster jag and a high-functioning alcoholic is often tenuous at best.
I AM GOING TO SPLENDOUR IN THE GRASS SUCK IT EVERYONE
Me: So, my dad’s going to start volunteering at The Liberator.
John: What? The lesbian bar on Brunswick St???