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Tomorrow is my birthday and I’ll be waking up alone in an empty bed and then going off to work...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:20:40 -0400

Tomorrow is my birthday and I’ll be waking up alone in an empty bed and then going off to work in an empty office all day and if you don’t think that’s a little depressing you should fuck right off.

Birthday-eve office selfie, feat. puffy vest.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:04:22 -0400

Birthday-eve office selfie, feat. puffy vest.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:35:19 -0400

I don’t know if this is the bedroom of a grown woman.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:40:05 -0400

I don’t know if this is the bedroom of a grown woman.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:06:16 -0400

chesscaa: You’ve no idea how much I want this omg....

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:54:56 -0400

chesscaa:

You’ve no idea how much I want this omg. Dkzjsjejushskoaj. I will make this happen D

I just bought a mosquito net on eBay because I have really big dreams but I’m also really cheap.

I can almost remember a time when there were people who wanted to date me/make out with me. Almost.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:51:05 -0400

I can almost remember a time when there were people who wanted to date me/make out with me. Almost.

I’ve spent the last hour at my work computer, trying to buy $10 Jetstar sale fares and I...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:58:27 -0400

I’ve spent the last hour at my work computer, trying to buy $10 Jetstar sale fares and I don’t even know why because I don’t want to even go anywhere but it’s like THE FARES ARE $10 THIS IS BIGGER THAN WHAT I WANT

I found this review on Urbanspoon today and I can’t stop...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:58:24 -0400

I found this review on Urbanspoon today and I can’t stop laughing.

Seeing Fleetwood Mac in November, nbd. (Full disclosure: I’m going with my best girl Steph,...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:45:30 -0400

Seeing Fleetwood Mac in November, nbd.

(Full disclosure: I’m going with my best girl Steph, her mum and her gran.)

There’s something in my drink, waiter.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:43:44 -0400

There’s something in my drink, waiter.

casawalsh: Girlfriend…what are you smoking?

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:59:47 -0400

casawalsh:

Girlfriend…what are you smoking?

eats take-out while watching Masterchef

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:31:16 -0400

*eats take-out while watching Masterchef*

How I feel about everything right now.

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:39:48 -0400

How I feel about everything right now.

I’m really pissed off at someone right now and I don’t know how to deal with it other...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:17:29 -0400

I’m really pissed off at someone right now and I don’t know how to deal with it other than being a passive-aggressive dick. Help?

An Actual Interaction I Had This Week:

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:14:28 -0400

My friend: ‘Well, if you wanna come I could set you up with someone as their +1.’

Me: …

Me: I think I’m just gonna order food from my bed and watch Star Trek.

That last post made me really angry so let’s all calm down...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:09:20 -0400

That last post made me really angry so let’s all calm down with a picture of me in a hat that my friend Thom said makes me look ‘appropriately crazy’, whatever that means.

watchxmexrise: Meet Luke Kneale. He lives in Melbourne and...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:07:02 -0400

watchxmexrise:

Meet Luke Kneale. He lives in Melbourne and works at Full Moon Tattoo in Prahan. He shared some thoughts with me today. I am disgusted. Please share this around.

But how many Tumblr notes does it take before we hear the following:
- ‘But … Free speech!’
- ‘Isn’t he entitled to his opinion?’
- ‘You calling Australia racist is also racist!’

If you seriously want to say any of those things, shut up. SHUT UP. JUST FUCKING SHUT UP.

And Luke Kneale, go fuck yourself. You fucking waste of space.

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 03:49:33 -0400

I’m intrepid as shit, yo.

Wed, 29 May 2013 07:31:23 -0400

I’m intrepid as shit, yo.