Melbourne is as Melbourne does, sir. In short, a blog on living in Melbourne's inner north. Now who wants a mug of goon and a rollie?
I DROPPED A MONTE CARLO BISCUIT DOWN THE FRONT OF MY BODYSUIT PLS SEND HELP
I don’t care
As long as you can dance me ‘round the room while you lie to me
HELP. CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS.
So the job of my dreams popped up on online a few days ago.
I guess I’m going to apply. I’ll never get it, but I assume going through the process will offer me a certain level of catharsis.
In news that’s definitely unrelated, I need to brush up on my Bahasa. Anyone want to help me?
